Free Cone Day is coming!

Oh Happy Day! Tuesday, April 25th is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's , and you know what that means... free ice cream for you! As a way to thank our customers for their support and to celebrate 28 years of scooping the chunkiest, funkiest ice cream, frozen yogurt and sorbet, Participating Ben & Jerry's scoop shops are giving it away between noon and 8:00pm! So head on down and have a scoop of an old favorite flavor, or maybe even find a new one. Like we said... Oh Happy Day!
Thanks, from all of us at Ben & Jerry's!

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Can you read this?

fi yuo cna raed  tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% plepoe  can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was  rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at  Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,  the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit  pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the  wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!  if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

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$2.86 gal. Gas QT roeland park

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
--Mark Twain

New diet. Dr. Pepper berries & cream 2ltr. .98 cents at walmart roeland park

Lexani keychain/necklace .75 cents WALMART ROELAND PARK

WWE plugnplay videogame $4.88 at WALMART ROELAND PARK

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Get a 20% off card for BOB EVANS RESTAURANT in OLATHE at the food court at THE GREAT MALL OF THE GREAT PLAINS

Jeepers out of business

Everything $6.98 or less at STEVE & BARRYS at THE GREAT MALL OF THE GREAT PLAINS including jeans and sneakers!

Everything $6.98 or less at STEVE & BARRYS at THE GREAT MALL OF THE GREAT PLAINS

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Lots of $1.39 clothing at THE CHILDREN's PLACE OUTLET ~ TGMOTGP

Pizza shoppe deal still valid

Camera phone on the fritz. We're told possibly up to 6 weeks to fix! :-(

$1.99 clothing at THE CHILDREN'S PLACE OUTLET at THE GREAT MALL OF THE GREAT PLAINS

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
--Titus Maccius Plautus

$2.99 FINISHLINE TSHIRTS at THE GREAT MALL OF THE GREAT PLAINS

Bubble gum crisis and yuyuhakusho vhs $1 DEALS 119th st.

60 cent joe boxer infant pants KMART OLATHE

$1.50 joe boxer womens pj sets KMART 95TH AND METCALF clearance

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Kmart 10/$10 sale 4-16 to 4-22

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Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
--Jacques Maritain

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Brain Cramps

                                      BRAIN CRAMPS
 
(On  September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question:  If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer:  "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.  I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."            
--Mariah  Carey
 
 
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"Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields,  during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my  body,"  
--Winston Bennett,  University of Kentucky basketball forward.

 
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry,  Washington, DC.
 
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.  We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed  documents.

 
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

 
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager,  Danny Ozark

 
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore,  Vice President  
    And
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not  occur."
--Al Gore, VP  

 
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"I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix."  
--Dan  Quayle

 
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves:  How much clean air do we need?"  
--Lee  Iacocca

 
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman,  NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

 
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"We don't necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman,  ROTC Instructor.

 
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."  
--Bill Clinton,  President


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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

 
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville,  South Carolina

 
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler,  FCC Chairman

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Feeling  smarter yet?   

 

  
  
  

 
 

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Fwd: Don't ever dial area code 809

>> THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY
>> AT&T.
>> DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809
>>
>> This one is being distributed all over the US. This is
>> pretty scary,
>> especially given the way they try to get you to call.
>> Be sure you read this and pass it on to all your
>> friends and family so they don't get scammed!
>> MAJOR SCAM:
>> Don't respond to Emails, phone calls, or web pages
>> which tell you to call an "809" area Phone Number.
>>
>> This is a very important issue of Scam Busters because
>> it alert s you to a scam that is spreading *extremely*
>> quickly, can easily cost you $2400 or more, and is
>> difficult to avoid unless you a re aware of it.
>>
>> We'd like to thank Verizon for bringing this scam to
>> our attention.
>> This scam has also been identified by the National
>> Fraud Information Center and is costing victims a lots
>> of money.
>>
>> There are lots of different permutations of this scam.
>>
>>
>> HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
>>
>> You will receive a m essage on your answering machine
>> or your pager, which asks you to call a num ber
>> beginning with area code 809. The reason you're asked
>> to call varies. It can be to receive information about
>> a family member who has been ill, to tell you someone
>> has-been arrested, died, to let you know you have won
>> a wonderful prize, etc In each case, you are told to
>> call the 809 number right away. Since there are so
>> many new area codes these days, people unknowingly
>> return these calls.
>>
>> If you call from the US, you will apparently be
>> charged $2425 per-minu! te.
>> Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is,
>> they will try to keep you on the phone as long as
>> possible to increase the charges. Unfortunately, when
>> you get your phone bill, you'll often be charged more
>> than $24,100.00.
>>
>> WHY IT WORKS:
>> The 809 area code is located in the British Virgin
>> Islands (The Bahamas).
>> The 809 area code can be used as a "pay-per-call"
>> number, similar to 900 numbers in the US. Since 809 is
>> not in the US, it is not covered by U.S. regulations
>> of 900 numbers, which require that you be notified and
>> warned of charges and rates involved when you call a
>> pay-per-call" number.
>>
>> There is also no requirement that the company provide
>> a time period during which you may terminate the call
>> without being charged. Further, whereas many U.S.
>> homes that have 900 number blocking to avoid these
>> kinds of charges, do not work in preventing calls to
>> the 809 area code.
>>
>> We recommend that no matter how you get the message,
>> if you are asked to call a number with an 809 area
>> code that you don't recognize, just disregard the
>> message.
>>
>> Be wary of e-mail, or calls, asking you to call an 809
>> area code number. It's important to prevent becoming a
>> victim of this scam, since trying to fight the charges
>> afterwards can become a real nightmare. That's because
>> you did actually make the call. If you complain, both
>> your local phone company and your long distance
>> carrier will not want to get involved and will most
>> likely tell you that they are simply providing the
>> billing for the foreign company. You'll end up dealing
>> with a foreign company that argues they have done
>> nothing wrong.
>>
>> Please forward this entire message to your friends,
>> family and colleagues to help them become aware of
>> this scam
>>
>> Sandi Van Handel
>> AT&T Field Service Manager
>> (920)687-904

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
--Oscar Wilde

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To Be 6 Again

TO BE 6 AGAIN
 

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.  

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.. everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my Dress Size, you idiot!!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

On Revenge...

"The only people you should ever want to get even with are those who have helped you."

~ John Honeyfeld

Happy Easter!

Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Grocery Store Ice Cream

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13 18 23 28 46 Powerball 33 Powerplay 3

Powerball numbers for 04/15/2006 are:

13 18 23 28 46 Powerball 33 Powerplay 3 

The estimated Grand Prize was: $15,000,000 ($6,900,000 cash).
There was no Grand Prize Winner.

The next Powerball drawing will be on Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 with an estimated Grand Prize of $20,000,000 ($9,200,000 cash).

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